A Credit POEM - Ode to the Credit Consumer

Ode to the Credit Consumer

Written with love from your creditor


Casual credit consumer, we have yet to secure
Fear not, we care little for your score
For those who have little to insure
We love you even more.

Here to offer your desire lavishly
To help you live most richly
As we have probed all your expenditures
Excessive, irresponsible, superfluous, immature

Remember me, your creditor in kind
For all your purchases we remind
As we provide those priceless moments
For all your kindred and opponents

We see the power of increased spending
Sew up your empty pockets with easy mending
So use us, dear consumer without a care
For we will handle you with great interest there

Although in person we will never meet
Shop until the soles wear to your feet
In time our love will fill to maximum store
For in the end, you are in debt with us evermore